lizardsister:

2021 tumblr discourse predictions:

• a popular user is murdered and the person who kills them assumes control of their blog to try and cover up the murder, then them blocking all of the person’s former mutuals to avoid being contacted causing a whole slew of drama
• AOC has a heated gamer moment playing halo 5
• an update causes a glitch where everyone’s likes & blogs they’re following are made public. chaos reigns
• people start talking about how making fun of pyramid schemes is misogynistic and we’re just afraid of women having power
• anti-vax comes to tumblr in the form of people saying vaccines are bad because some people have anxiety and shouldn’t be forced to have to interact with doctors
• people learn kamala harris follows jk rowling on twitter and the final trumpet sounds as the gates of hell open unleashing untold horrors onto the world
• elon musk dies of covid and people argue whether grimes is a Girl Boss or not for using the inheritance to hire a private army and launch a full scale war on australia
• stray cat j is arrested for tax evasion