The target I work at has a skeleton that’s been our mascot. His name is Mr. Bones. We pose him every night.
Then we gave him a jacket and let him fold clothes
And then we let him get a nice drink at Starbucks
Sometimes work can be too hard on him
Everyone, especially our guests, love Mr. Bones and take pictures with/of him. I will keep everyone updated on his adventures
We put him in our Director’s office to scare him when he comes in the morning. For now, Mr. Bones is running the store.
Mr. Bones is catching up on his reading today!
Today Mr. Bones got a new look and some nice flowers as he greets guests to the fitting rooms!
Mr. Bones spotted having a party in the break room!
In his weird hiatus, Mr. Bones became a pilot and found a pumpkin!
Someone partied too hard last night
He got a job at Starbucks!!
Mr. Bones had his last day at work in the office! Thanks to everyone for following his journey!
Good news! Even after all this time, Mr. Bones still has a job!
Bad news everyone. 2020 took another Angel. Mr. Bones has been fired and isn’t allowed back in 2020, per my boss. It was fun last year and I’m sure he would have wanted to come back for more fun this year, but I guess Target will have to continue without our bone friend.
NEVERMIND HES BACK BAYBEEEE
We VIBING!!!!
Excuse me, Mr. Bones, but it’s a little unprofessional to not wear a mask, sir.
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