mannytoodope:

Gene and Louise:(talk/singing)Bus too slow, I wanna take a boat  Boat too wet, I wanna take a jet Jet killed a bird, I wanna take a herd Of sheep to the meadow  Say hello to the fellow making yellow on a cello Cello’s too wet, so we get a clarinet  Clarinet’s too reedy, so we went to Ally Sheedy Ally Sheedy’s too busy, so we got her sister Lizzie  

Tina:( mumbles )

Gene and Louise:(talk/singing)  Lizzie Sheedy likes to cuss When she’s driving on the bus  These are the words she likes to say  Crotch, dingle, crap, boob  (Tina mumbling ) Fart, nips, tips, double dips And that’s why we drove off the cliff.

Tina:Man, how are you guys even doing that?

Linda:Oh, I love it! But that’s not how we used to do it. Gene, do it with me. I’ll show you how.

Linda and Gene:(talk/singing)Welcome to the offices of chicken legs and sausages We’re going to the zoo today  We’re gonna eat some ostriches  Oh, they left? Well, that’s for the best  But while we’re here, let’s go get a beer Oh, they don’t have booze? Then how about a cruise?  These are the things they have on the boat Checkers, cribbage, lettuce, spinach  Slots, cots, garlic knots ♪ And now we sink into the sea.

Linda:( gurgles )