I say I’m dumb a lot but i think it’s time you all knew exactly how dumb i am
I didn’t know the order of the months or seasons until i was 17 and i only learnt them cause i was accused of cheating on a math test i got 100% on cause of 1 question that was something like “in what month would *math stuff*” and i aswered “the 9th one” instead of september and apparently that was suspicious? And i didnt wanna say it was cause i didnt know September was the 9th month so i just took the test again
I didn’t learn how to tie my shoelaces until i was 18 and before then I would just randomly tie them into a knot that sorta looked like this
I have been mutuals with @fuck-usag since like 2013, a blog that regularly posts about gymnastics and the USA Gymnastics organisation (USAG) and it took me til last year, SIX YEARS, to realse her name is not saying “screw america, G”
My first time in France was a spontaneous trip to Paris. 0 planning. Literally as i took my first step off the plane i thought “wait. They speak french in France”
Morosexuals hmu i once accidentally climbed the tallest mountain in Ireland cause i was looking for a good spot to have a picnic