fantasy-costco:

punkrorschach:

hey im gonna need the story behind this

When I was like four or five I outsmarted the child proof lid on our jumbo sized Flintstones vitamins jar and ate like half the contents before someone caught me! Turns out child proof lids exist for a reason and it’s so dumbass kids don’t overdose on Flintstones Chewable Vitamins™ and have to get their stomach pumped and that’s how Fred Flintstone tried to kill me