pet-of-subs:

chewybitart:

pet-of-subs:

Just watched a customer go through all seven stages of grief in an instant.

I handed him his menu and said “Here’s your menu for this evening sir.”

And he took it and said “I’m fine thanks, and how are you?”

Did you bring him flowers for his grave?

Even better, I played it off as if he didn’t say anything out of the ordinary