patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

dannnysauruswrecks:

seatrench:

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Wait excuse me. They get this big?! Making my way downtown, walking fast, because there’s a huge fucking seal behind me

I’m cackling because this is how they fight with each other. He’s competing with a bizarre and headless metal seal creature and he’s doing so well. Go get ‘em sweetie.