shameshack:

I like to imagine that this was made by a 16 year old named Brad who owns mostly polo shirts and jeans, and refuses to wear anything else. He showers once every other day and doesn’t really “understand women” in his own words, although he swears he’s had sex before. He says “dank memes” at least twice a day and eats a lunch consisting of 2 candy bars and a diet coke, which he feels very mature buying from the school vending machine after gym class every day. He calls his parents rude names at school, and he comes home every day without noticing that his mom has made his bed and taken the trash in his room out. You can decide for yourself whether or not he owns some piece of pepe branded merchandise.

Eventually he’ll regret this page in private, but right now, he’s on top of the world. On top of the very small, heated, sheltered, and well lit corner of the world he lives in.