– “there’s only one thing worse than a rapist…boom.” “a child?” “NO”
– “i got u frankincense.” “thank you.” “and i brought you myrrh.” “thank you.” “myrr-DUR” *gasp* “judas! nooo…”
– that one video of the girl with the sun glasses dancing to the beginning of take on me
– “this bitch empty…YEET”
– “do you have any ice?” “no i do not, i just have freezable fruit shapes.” “why?” *shakes glass* “just because…”
– the one of the lobster riding a skateboard to a kazoo cover of the final countdown
– “how much money have you got?” “69 cents.” “oh you know what that means!” “…i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.”
– any vine of that guy swearing about British traffic
– the one of the dog dancing to Africa by toto
– “i’m just cooking pizza.” THWACK “I WASN’T READY!”
– “and they were roommates.” “oh my god, they were roommates.”
– the one with the person with the paper bag over their head dancing to the YMCA
– “and i realize, i left the won tons in.” “OHH the won tons.”
– “we got Chuck. we got barney. Barney’s about to meet his maker.” “die commie fucker” “DON’T KILL MY DAD!”
– an obligatory Thomas Sanders vine
every vine compilation ever
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