Lifters: Um, we only shoplift to SURVIVE sweaty, stop oppressing us!
Also Lifters: *brag about stealing designer clothing, expensive makeup and jewellery, wine, toys, and live animals*
Lifters: I lift because capitalism is theft, and I’m doing my part to hurt these big corporations that force us into wage slavery.
Worker: Everything that you steal comes out of my paycheck, assholes.
Lifters: New phone, who dis?
Published
ifesbob 