Lifting problems

overwatchagainstbullshit:

beaniebooster:

klept-hoe:

kleptocutie:

wickeddwiccan:

garbagbe:

prettyliftingbaby:

languidlylifting:

boujettagains:

#1 when you pick up 2 of the same palletes along with some other palletes to trick employees but when you leave you realize you concealed two of the same palletes and not one of each
#2 when you lift some jeans or a shirt without trying it on and when you try it on at home it’s not the right size
#3 when you’re on summer vacation and far away from home and you have no space for all the shit you lifted
#4 when you get home from a huge haul and you are trying to think of a way to explain to your parent where all the shit came from if they ask you about it
#5 when you don’t have a car , and you have no money for a taxi and can’t call your parents cause they’ll know you lifted , so you have to carry heavy ass bags of all the shit you’ve lifted and take the bus or walk home
#6 when employees ask you how many clothes you have before you go in the fitting room and you accidentally say the actual amount of shit you have instead of saying less the amount
#7 when a employee talks to you and ask if you need help and you just act weird on accident cause you know you didn’t come there to buy anything
#8 when you leave a store and you see employees coming towards the exit and get anxious but they aren’t coming for you
#9 when you leave a store and see like 3 cop cars past you you get scared but when they leave its like wow you just passed a criminal lol
#10 when you plan on filling a bag full of shit up from a store and you try to conceal in a fitting room and the employee counts out all of your stuff

Feel free to add on guys

#11 When you grab the item NEXT to the item you actually want, and don’t realize you got the wrong thing til you’re home

#12 When you go lift something that you needed, like a dress for something then lift tons of shit BUT that dress and don’t realize until you’re home.

#13 When your magnet only works on certain tags that most stores don’t use

#14 when there’s customers in your blind spot so you can conceal

#15 clear backpacks being part of your aesthetic

#16 having to total hauls

#17 having your lifted makeup break every time because the lord knows u have sinned

#18 Getting home from a haul and not knowing where to put all your cute shit

#19 talking to an SA that’s really nice but you already have shit in your bag and by then it’s too late

#20 When you get home and realize you stole the tester.

#21 When you trying to act cool even though your bag is stuffed to the max and you’re afraid it looks like you’re hiding a small child in there as you hobble out of the store.

#22 When you seriously question how your family just can’t somehow spidey-sense that you walked out of the house this morning wearing a four hundred-dollar face, courtesy of various high-end makeup stores.

#23 Not having to steal to survive, but resorting to stealing non-essentials just because you want them.

#24 Being a criminal because you can’t be bothered to get a job and buy the items legitimately.

#25 Making employees get their pay docked because of you, or even putting employees out of work because merchandise was stolen on their shift.