Theorem: I have infinite hair
Proof: I am finding my hair in all sorts of places not attached to my head, leading to the conclusion that I must be loosing hair. However, I do not seem to have any less hair on my head.
Disproof: the assumption that I can accurately estimate how much hair I have is erroneous. Additionally, as the number of atoms in the universe is (presumably) not infinite, my hair, being made up of atoms, cannot be either.
Counter-disproof: I can reuse atoms and produce more hair
Anti-counter-disproof: for this point to be valid I would have to live (or at least, keep growing hair) forever
After lengthy consideration I have concluded that neither infinity nor my hair exist
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